FYE
It’s called the First Year Experience
by student services and admins;
I call it a Philosophy class taught
by a business ethics professor who
thought it a con and two checks:
one for each college he worked.
I call it a twelve-page midterm
that only made it to eight
with the help of a big ass font
that received an A with comments
every time I padded a paragraph
with quotes directly from half-
listened lectures. I call it making
friends with people I never talked to
in high school: the football player
who made eye contact with me
in the Bio class we both dropped
and the color guardian who lived
across the street, abandoned
by friends that all moved away.
I call it being lonely and desperate
and grasping onto any familiar thing.
I call it the true God of the West:
Time, and we pray to it in every
semester, syllabus, and syllable.
Supposed to be published in the lunch hour
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